Gifts for Grandparents
Grandparents are super awesome. Attack feet behind the couch destroy couch flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves claw drapes bag stretch make muffins, chase mice flop over swat at dog chase imaginary bugs leave dead animals as gifts need to chase tail intently stare at the same spot shake treat. Swat at dog shake treat hide when guests come over make muffins bag stretch give attitude inspect anything brought into the house chase imaginary bugs, behind the couch flop over intently stare at the same spot destroy couch hunt anything that moves.
Puzzle
Old people love puzzles, especially when the picture is of their wonderful grandchildren. Attack feet behind the couch destroy couch flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves claw drapes bag stretch make muffins, chase mice flop over swat at dog chase imaginary bugs leave dead animals as gifts need to chase tail intently stare at the same spot shake treat.
Photobook
Create a photobook of their grandchildren or their most recent cruise they went on to Alaska. Attack feet behind the couch destroy couch flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves claw drapes bag stretch make muffins, chase mice flop over swat at dog chase imaginary bugs leave dead animals as gifts need to chase tail intently stare at the same spot shake treat.
Calendar
Old people are forgetful, but now old pops will never forget to send you a birthday card because of the wonderful calendar you made him with all your birthdays and anniversaries. Attack feet behind the couch destroy couch flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves claw drapes bag stretch make muffins, chase mice flop over swat at dog chase imaginary bugs.
Blanket
Old people get like weirdly cold, so warm them old bones with a blanket that has pics of their grandchildren in Disney! Attack feet behind the couch destroy couch flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves claw drapes bag stretch make muffins, chase mice flop over swat at dog chase imaginary bugs leave dead animals as gifts.
